My name is, in case you couldn’t guess, Jim Mixon. I live in this place somewhere in
Africa, I think its called Kenya. I generally like people, but they can be weird. I’ve
been told, however, that I’m not very good at communicating information about myself. It’s
also really creepy that you would want to know about me anyways. I know I’m awesome, and incredibly humble,
but you really should ask before checking me out. But anyways, to accomodate you strange people, and
to keep you from going into paroxysms, I will briefly tell you about myself…


…actually, I won’t. Sorry.